It’s 5am, it’s time to go,

I look at the clock and my first thought is “no.”

Turn off the alarm and please go away.

I am oh so very unmotivated today.

My hair is all knotted, my eyes have gone flat,

I don’t want to work when I’m grumpy and fat.

I’ll miss the bus, and here I will stay,

I am oh so very unmotivated today.

I log on the comp, and look at my site,

Maybe I’ll blog some crap here tonight.

I scowl at the thought, and instead go to play,

I am oh so very unmotivated today.