Firstly, big apologies to Monsieur Monstre, and all his loyal fans! I just could NOT handle the blue any more! The colour just… really irks me. So, here we have a new design, featuring a doodle I did of my cute puppy dog, Spice!! <3

I’ll give you all a few seconds to get over the heart-wrenching disappointment.

Okay!

Have you ever had the urge to sit around, and lick yourself? Well, neither had I. However, I had a bit of an incident today, that may make that statement a little less creepy. Or, it may not. Either way, it makes a bit of a funny story.

At work today, I had to re-fill the bulk section. Now, this is a difficult process most of the time. I usually end up standing, blushing, in the middle of thousands of flax seeds, with only a half-filled container next to me. Today was no different.

I should have looked at the 55lb bag of organic cane sugar, and known that I could not lift it. My weakness is no secret to anybody who knows me in real life. I have spindly arms. In Jr. high I could hardly lift 10lb weights, and it was… well, it was a big joke to everyone.

So, yeah, based on that, I should have said “No. Aisling, you are not capable.” But, I am optimistic. I believe in myself. 55lbs? Ha! What’s that? That’s… more than 1/3rd of my body weight… I can lift that!

No. No, I cannot.

Which is how I ended up completely covered in organic cane sugar, which, throughout the day, has hardened into some sort of… candy coating.

People say I’m sweet, but this is a little bit over-the-top, don’t you think?