Last year, I spent 3 months living in the city of Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada. It’s a tourist-orientated city, that has recently boomed. As such, this creates an odd mixture of a small-town dealing with the atmosphere of a big city. It’s a really nice, close community, but still has a few downfalls, including creepy druggies who grab little 18 year old Katimavik participants (me).
Other quirky things include Welk Mart (Its website is boring, but it is AMAZING!), and my current topic of choice: the Kelowna Jedi Guy.
I’ve only seen the Jedi Guy once, and I didn’t even quite realize what I was seeing. I suppose that shows how odd I am, hardly thinking a second thought upon seeing a Jedi-clad man in the street, all Star Wars conventions quite far off. Later on, I decided to do a bit of research, which is how I came across the Facebook group I linked above.
The Kelowna Jedi Guy is legend. He is masked in mystery.
Or, he was. On Sunday, Kelowna Capital News managed to interview the Kelowna Jedi Guy! And all was revealed! Well, maybe not all, but we do now know that the Jedi Guy is homeless by choice. He lives in a tent in an undisclosed location (you would think the people of Kelowna would notice a tent somewhere, but the Jedi Guy is stealthy). His Jedi outfit isn’t really a Jedi outfit at all, but rather a practical outfit designed to keep his legs clean and dry, and shirts that keep him cool in the summer.
When I saw the Jedi Guy, he wasn’t on his bike. Because it was winter. And in the winter, he buries his bike. In the spring, he digs it out. Such is the way of the Jedi. He is also very spiritual, behaving much like a monk in the way he discards possessions and embraces discipline.
Sadly, the Jedi Guy has finished his mission to bring a never-ending sense of curiosity and puzzlement to the city of Kelowna. This summer, he plans to return to his home in Ontario, to stay with his parents– who have no idea that he is, in fact, the Jedi Guy. Thus, is the end of an era, which is why I chose to write about the Jedi Guy today. I hope his story made you smile, giggle, roll your eyes, or anything. I hope it will teach you tolerance toward any other Jedi Guys you may encounter in your days. And who knows, maybe one day you will see a somewhat “normal,” looking guy walking down a street in Ontario — and never know he’s actually the Jedi Guy.
So, bon voyage Jedi Guy!
P.S. The Jedi Guy’s name is actually Nick!

HEEHEE! That was too cool. His answers to the journalist’s questions were very practical too. I can almost imagine him smiling pleasantly and his voice being strong but quiet.
JEDI! He really does look like that.
*builds shrine*
Whoa, this guy is awesome! I find the burying his bike part a bit odd, but hey, whatever floats his boat.
I bet he lives on the roof of some tall building, which is why no one ever finds his tent. *nods sagely*
“Welk Mart?” The first thing I thought of when I saw that was “er… Wal-mart?”
), I’d love to meet him!
Jedi Guy sounds pretty amazing (since he’s originally from Ontario
Wow i also thought wal-mart lol….anyhoo he seems like an amazing person one i would not mind ever having a conversation with im sure it would be an amazing conversation and one i would never forget…….I wonder what everyone in kelowna would do if he decided to leave kelowna makes me wonder because he is brought up in conversations with friends almost everyday and i cant think of one person who doesnt know who he is when he is talked about