I may have mentioned before, that I am extremely afraid of ladybugs. It is an irrational fear, which makes  it difficult to explain, and even more difficult to overcome.

Today, I was doing yard work. Which I usually don’t mind. I like gardening. But this work was gross. My dog, Spice, has a small yard where she stays when she can’t be supervised. This is due to her penchant for digging and being a general nuisance. She has a special area where she goes to do her business. With my brother out of town, and the winter being the way winter generally is, this area has been slightly neglected. So, today, I had to clean it out. Which wouldn’t have been too big of a deal. I’ve been a dog owner for 9 years. I am used to poo. I also have cats.

I wasn’t prepared for the HUNDREDS OF LADYBUGS living and breeding under the dog poo. It was my worst nightmare, come true! I cried. But, I was also yelled at for being silly, and told that I must to my job. So, I cried, and shovelled, and attempted to kill as many of those little bastards as possible.

I am proud to say that now a large chunk of the population of EVIL are dead under my shovel. Which I was quickly told was an awful thing for me to do, since supposedly ladybugs are helpful.

NO THEY ARE NOT! THEY ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE. HOW DARE YOU!!

I’d much prefer aphids.